are
Tim 'Ace Man' Davies & John 'Big Top Ted' McIver
of Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club
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Tim & Ted's Top Ten Crazy Golf courses in the UK
A selection of comments from the rejection letters received from various publishers.
"Too witty, too clever, too interesting and too out there. We'd much rather stick to the same boring old crap."
"We only publish books with 'love' in the title."
"No one will believe a word of it. We did though."
"We don't need another Rowling type phenomenon."
"We don't believe there is a market for quality work any more."
"We'd much rather publish the highly disappointing follow-up."
"I laughed so much I wet myself in public whilst reading your ms and for that reason and that reason alone we will not be publishing it. The litigation that would follow is bound to break all records."
"We only sign one new author a year and there are two of you."
Nutters With Putters Index
0 Index
00 Introduction to the Introduction
01 Introduction
02 History
03 The Pregame
04 Pop culture
05 The Game
06 International Tournaments
07 The Post Game
08 National Tournaments
09 Owners
10 Conclusion
11 Epilogue
Appendices (Uber useless info)
Appendix I The tale of the tape - Ace Man v Big Top
Appendix II Miniature Golf and putting terminology
Appendix III Requirements
Appendix IV Who’s who of crazy golf
Appendix V Tim & Ted’s Top Ten crazy golf courses in the UK
Appendix VI Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club rules
