Nutters with Putters


Tim 'Ace Man' Davies & John 'Big Top Ted' McIver

 of Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club

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Tim & Ted's Top Ten Crazy Golf courses in the UK



A selection of comments from the rejection letters received from various publishers.


"Too witty, too clever, too interesting and too out there.  We'd much rather stick to the same boring old crap."


"We only publish books with 'love' in the title."


"No one will believe a word of it.  We did though."


"We don't need another Rowling type phenomenon."


"We don't believe there is a market for quality work any more."


"We'd much rather publish the highly disappointing follow-up."


"I laughed so much I wet myself in public whilst reading your ms and for that reason and that reason alone we will not be publishing it.  The litigation that would follow is bound to break all records."


"We only sign one new author a year and there are two of you."


Nutters With Putters Index
0 Index 
00 Introduction to the Introduction 
01 Introduction 
02 History 
03 The Pregame 
04 Pop culture 
05 The Game 
06 International Tournaments 
07 The Post Game 
08 National Tournaments 
09 Owners 
10 Conclusion 
11 Epilogue 

Appendices (Uber useless info)
Appendix I The tale of the tape - Ace Man v Big Top 
Appendix II Miniature Golf and putting terminology 
Appendix III Requirements 
Appendix IV Who’s who of crazy golf 
Appendix V Tim & Ted’s Top Ten crazy golf courses in the UK 
Appendix VI Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club rules